Fox News

A few posts ago I asked Fox to tell its obnoxious team of mad, ugly, monsters (MUMs) to keep mum. It was likened to telling a Michelin Star Restaurant not to serve its coveted Main Course Dinner.

I needed to take on Fox in this way to hone my experience in writing my forthcoming book, "The Art of the Audacious Chinese". I harbor hopes my book will levitate to about the same respectable level below the Bible as "The Art of the Deal" by a soon to be very powerful Dude.

Fox's Agenda can be broken down similar to a Restaurant Menu i.e.: Appetizers; Main Course; Desserts, which translates into: Fox Women; Assault Weapons; News.

We can ignore the News section as that is what a News Organization is supposed to do. So, I shall skip that part and straightaway introduce here what I will be possibly gossiping on the Appetizers and Main Course portions in future posts.

Fox knows how to pivot the very palatable and optical Appetizers, Fox Gals, with finesse and delight.

As for the Main Course, the Assault Weapons, my rough first draft excessively labeled them as a M - 1 Abrams tank, a B - 52 bomber and a deadly biological agent.

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Nahhh.....they are more insulting than frightening.

Thus, I soberly reduced them to 2 steam-rollers and a hyena bitch.

One steam-roller rolls over barren plains (usually no guest at all) and rants like an overly noisy Carly Fiorina. Produces irritating blusters of a constantly nagging hag !

The other steam-roller rolls over every guest who don't agree with him in full. Even a small deviation is mowed flat. He then makes a clownish spectacle of himself by knocking around his 3 stooges. Two with names that are derivatives of verbs like hammering and milling. The third is named after a glittering piece of precious metal,

And the third weapon, the pandering hyena bitch (a man) ignobly baits and incites invectives from his guests that inflict vicious reputational injuries on targeted opponents.

I am still researching into this highly profitable segment of Fox and trying to gauge whether there is public interest to know more....

Nicola Sturgeon: It Can't Be Caviar Everyday

It's a Disparate World we live in. Agreements and solutions can be quietly and sturdily found with near and dear ones. Okay, "dear" is an option.

When things don't go your way, don't puerily rush around as if the Midnight Gongs have struck and Cinderella holding her glass slippers in hand, fleeing from the Pumpkin that moments ago was a diamond-laced, magnificent golden Carriage (as far as my fable reading days memories can serve me). 

The Russian Politburo and Chinese Communist Party can make iron-clad decisions. You cannot expect to have these powers, you are behaving you have.

You have to, instead, give the Democratic Process the UK subscribe to Dignity by showing Spine, Respect for Scotland and Respect for Yourself.

Say if EU accepted you and insisted that Scotland switch from Sterling to Euro and a host of other Directives you don't like. What, then? Rush out from EU to AU or OAU?

How can you be so certain that UK won't succeed outside of EU? Rush back into the UK, again, if it does?

Spine Up, Nicola !!!

Brexit Shock (BS)

Yeah! What BS (s##t)? Where is the Bulldogged British Spirit? Instead, regrets and requesting re-referendum. And Sniffling Scotland. Why didn't you Get Out in your own referendum? Now, blaming the UK like a Cry Baby. You just can't only pick the sparkling nuggets in life, Nicola Love...

E Unionism is Macro Trade Unionism. When Trade Unionism was struck down, the entire World Boomed and Prospered!

Trade Blocs are the Pernicious Gremlins that diabolically wreck a truly Free, Equal and Just World. EU's foundation is a Supremacist Construct with ignoble and hidden agendas. It is meant to soothe the post-colonial Power Vacuum and a Bulwark against Russia and China which led to a dangerous Cold War period. Strike it down.

UK is the anointed Wrecking Ball. The Heavens always call upon its most Faithful Son, the Chinese believes, and probably felt sore at not being the chosen one. History can clearly tell why...

UK has two options in its Sacred Duty. Work to break up the rest of EU. Then all the pre-Brexit Cooperations and Arrangements will remain intact less the EU's tussles and costs. The current false and artificial membrane that EU is surrounding itself with is the Stumbling Block to UK's adjustments and re-alignments to EU and the World.

Or, the UK reinvents itself. The British are Blessed with Heavenly Gifts of prolific inventions and innovations. Reinventing itself is simply plain and smooth sailing. Chin Up and draw on your special place with the US + BRICS + Commonwealth (some BRICS in here) + Japan + Taiwan + S Korea + ASEAN.

EU will regret not agreeing to the earlier option of breaking up and will still disintegrate eventually through intra EU bickerings and envying UK's Success outside of EU.

Thank you to my growing German and French friends since I touched on Brexit. I love Europe and am not anti-EU .As a Chinese I tend to write in the hyperbole. Please excuse this indulgent cultural habit.

I am for a Better, Smarter and Just World, Bros.

Fox News STOP IT!

My Head, Heart and Hopes are with Donald Trump. He is the Elixir of Restoration for America and the World in these Chaotic Times.

Hillary Clinton is Barack Obama. In it for the Grand Trappings of Office and Self Love. No burning ambitions or spunk to fix the broken parts of America and the World.

Fox News do a fairly good job reflecting these sentiments. Worth my while to tune in. But, there is a cabal of MUMs that Fox should keep mum!

MUMs for mad, ugly, monsters. I have been troubled and tolerating their repugnant antics in silence.

The last straw is when they have stooped so low as to dig dirt from a former Secret Service officer of the Clintons and airing sordidly the sacred private moments of a husband and wife.

Sacred Duty, Honour and Decent Humanity blew up in one fell swoop. Are there no floor limits?

HAS FOX NEWS NO SHAME?

(I should be mulling to expose the MUMs in full details)

Brexit: One Referendum Too Many

I don't want to mock Democracy. I really hope to make some sense of the current mess in the wake of Brexit.

Democracy had a Noble Beginning when the Champions were Honorable, Honest, and Intelligent. 

Today, Democracy is a form of Vanity. Flaunting by affluent societies that they have one more Abstract Superiority over the poor nations. Or pretending by a backward nation to be something it is not.

The US cannot be a Democracy with its Super Delegates, Super PACs, Lobbyists, Huge Political Fundings by the Large Military Industrial Complexes and Powerful Pharmaceutical Lords. They prey on the unintelligent and less resourced larger populace by tricking them of their votes.

India qualified for its Democracy Label by a majority of its people knowing how to stuff papers into a box. The whole process is surrounded by all manner of manipulations by a tiny minority before the papers are stuffed and after the boxes are emptied.

If China pursued Democracy, where would be its Efficacious Super Highways, Impressive Bullet Train Networks, Sparkling Airports and Shining New Super Jets, and Efficient High-Tech Cities???

When it suited her, Nicola Sturgeon spoke as if wielding Russian Apparatchik Powers while operating in a Democracy.

The Scots should have won their Independence Referendum and left UK in 2014. This would have caused an Implosion within the UK and all further thoughts about Referendums jettisoned. Brexit would have been avoided which is now causing a Worldwide Explosion. Brexit was One Referendum Too Many.

Given the Modern Day Farce about Democracy, Referendums to me are like Dances of the Teasing Virgins.

In Brexit case: The Teasing Virgins Got Nailed!

So, my European Bros, Stop Fooling Around with Democracy and Referendums.

"ZE VARGINS VEER NIZE, YA". Pardon my weak European accent (mix of German and French)....

Brexit: Too Much Fear Planted !

Topping the Fear Charts is the Idiotic Threat clumsily conjured up by President Obama. It was fun to watch David Cameron's face as he looked on incredulously at Obama while Obama spun the Scaremongering Tale of leaving. Cameron could not even act the role and pretended Obama spoke the Truth. Too boring to repeat the insipid details.

Immediately upon the result of Brexit, Obama strenuously back-peddled his Fairy Tale.

Meanwhile, a word of kind advice to David now that he is resigning as PM. Do not under any circumstance consider an Acting Career as your next move.

If the idea of "remaining" is so compelling, it would have been a self-selling proposition. No need for politician after politician to outdo each other in concocting spooky tales. The politicians single-minded obsession should be seen as a highly suspicious Red Flag.

After all, the British are not stupid people but have the sharpest instincts for thriving in whatever field of endeavours they are in. The substance of its people is what made the UK such a successful Democracy.

Listen to Nicola Sturgeon's tone when she did not get her way in Brexit. She spoke like the Head of a Communist Party in Russia or China. Brexit had jolted her brain into instant amnesia about the UK Democratic System.

UK should, instead, take heart from its Prodigy, Singapore. When Singapore was booted out of Malaysia in 1965, PM Lee Kuan Yew (LKY) wept till both his eyes were swollen as evident on TV. Immediately he resigned amid strong support to remain just as in Cameron's case.

LKY was later reinstated as PM. His mind trained as a British Barrister was inundated with excellent British Memes (thought DNAs as coined by the Brilliant British Biologist, Richard Dawkins) and together with Disciplinarian Chinese Philosophies, he catapulted the Tiny Island of Singapore to a World Class Economy to be amongst the Highest Living Standards in the World.

I am confident of the British Spirit which is ahead of their European counterparts' to drive their bright future after this courageous Break Out Move. With its already bountiful resources, the UK can perhaps adopt some Chinese Disciplinarian Philosophies and become that Big Island Success Story in no time.

Good Luck, Brits.

Brexit: Think Out-Of-The-Box

It was early Friday morning after the UK's EU Referendum and the vote counting became conclusive of the result. De Gaulle momentarily rose from his grave and jiggled a haute Frenchman Dance that gestured, "I told you so". He was absolutely right about the UK.

De Gaulle had always contended the Brits were spoilers who could not be trusted to have their hearts in a united Europe and vetoed twice the British applications to join Europe in 1963 and 1967.

After WW2 ended, the colonies of Western Europe began to break free. The former Colonial Masters felt the emptiness creeping in as a result of the Wealth and Power Vacuum. Each country began to suffer from its own strain of itching depending on its post war fate. France had to save face, Germany and Italy to regain their dignity and the UK, well, felt it should not be left out.

They craved to gratify their combined itchiness by huddling together in a new Superstructure to Lord over the World and disguised it as a Trade Cooperation. The Russians and Chinese, of course, were not fooled and a Cold War was precipitated.

Today, the World has shrunk into a small global village through powerful technologies. These same technologies also created the unimaginable wealth that somehow fortuitously spread itself rather evenly throughout the Globe. Many new Big Markets opened up and can stand independently on their own feet. Trade Blocs are therefore completely redundant.

If anyone were to propose an Asian Trade Bloc now, he would be certainly certified a lunatic. There would be zero benefits and a mountainous bureaucratic sludge of obfuscations to the efficacious free flows and freedoms already in place.  

The UK has to its ever glowing and ingenious credit, once again, responded fittingly to the sign of the times.

This should lead to the ultimate break up of EU, symbolizing the unmistakable dying Gasp of Colonialism and Supremacist Ideology. .A genuine Free World of Equals can emerge and be truly celebrated.

Obama who has been scheming stealthily to erode the Supremacist Internal Structures of the US, confounded me when in the World outside of US, he worked his bluff to try to derail Brexit. That's why I have labeled him a Foregone Fool. Nothing personal.

Rubio and Cruz, had they been elected President this year would create the same inconsistent messes throughout the world as they too at this moment lack the maturity of Trump to see the Big World Picture.