Trump Turns "The Trinity"

Trump has given a new spin to the concept of "The Trinity", yes, the Godhead. I am no expert in Christian Theology except for the vague exposure to the ambiguous idea of "The Trinity" as spread by notoriously ambitious missionaries roaming around my country.

Trump turns "The Trinity" into shall we say "The Quadrity".

The angry and critical chattering against Trump by a largely distressed American Media sparked this idea of "The Quadrity" in me. The noises dawned on me that there is a "Trump" in all of us, at least in all the guys.

It's whether a big "Trump" or a little "Trump". But, the ostentatious examples set by a President Trump are growing the "Trump" inside of us, whatever its original size was. It's becoming fashionable to think like and behave like Trump. No longer need to restrain or disguise the Trumpian base impulses simmering in our visceral. Just let them expand and explode anytime you fancy.

As a Chinese confounded by many Western Teachings, I may be transgressing and violating Christian sacred beliefs. Please feel free to guide a confused and straying China-man.

I always thought the notion of "Satan" is overblown. Trump has helped to purify the muddied waters of The Godhead by illustrating that "Satan" is just the fourth component turning "The Trinity" into "The Quadrity". The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost and newly discovered The Unholy Ghost (Trump and Satan's replacement) reside in the Temple of our body.

Many vain and self-deceiving Male Media Anchors brag that they are much better than Trump in treating and talking about women. Don't be so cock sure of yourselves guys. You don't have Trump Money or his good looks (restrain your puke) when he was in his 30s and 40s.

In case you have allowed the "Trump" in you to be hibernating, don't forget many women are not Angels, not when they are around moneyed men!

Lasciviously rambunctious Trump has tamed many a Fast Woman in his time and now has earned The Mandate of Heaven to mete out outlandish "shock" treatments  to tame an unruly World.

Am I sexiest? Is there such a thing anymore in a Trump Universe where all PC barriers are torn down?

Reince Priebus can take heart that I have legitimized Trump and enshrined him in the Godhead as the fourth member of "The Quadrity" of being The Unholy Ghost.

Finally, Pope Francis may be finally flustered by my notion which carries weight as events are unfolding.