Monkey US President

The monkey businesses and monkeying around messes made by George Bush (never mind 41 or 43) are being painstakingly ameliorated by a Yin President Obama for better prospects of a peaceful world.

Or should we blame the MOG Dick Cheney ? No, not MOG the cat that consistently puts the Thomas's family into trouble. Though the analogy here to the Bush's family cannot be missed.

By MOG, I mean the Monkey Organ Grinder who cranked out the tunes for George Bush to dance to. Yes, ooooh!

"Monkey" connotes to the WASP's mind a sense of horridness and incorrigible mischiefs. To the Chinese, this Chinese Lunar New Year (4713, if anyone is counting) of the Monkey symbolises the advent of a tumultuous year of Celestial Inspired Beginnings !!!

What on Earth can be more Celestial in 2016 (using the much younger Gregorian Calendar as compared to the Chinese 4713) than the US Presidential Election !!!

The portents are glaringly present. The Lunar New Year falls on the 8 February 2016. And precisely 9 (a fecund number and Heavenly sacred to the Chinese) months later on 8 November 2016, you have the US Elections.

Both days are the 8th day of the month, forming the double eight, 88, an immensely lucky Chinese sign of unspeakable prosperity !!!

The legendary calculus of the composition of Majestic Events over 5 millenniums as diligently studied by Venerable Chinese Masters of "Feng Shui" augur extremely favourable to a President Donald Trump.

Trump is prodigiously prosperous and borned in 1946 being the anointed Fire Dog in Chinese Horoscope and is poised to Set Alight World Events beginning in this Chinese Year of the Fire Monkey!!!

Nothing can stand in the way of the Kismet ordained in the Celestial Oracles as unveiled by the Exalted Sages of Chinese Geomancy and Astrology. 

No woman can succeed in the polls for President in 2016. This Fire cycle year is unkind to women. It will jealously singe any woman attempting to displace a man. A good time now for Carly and Hillary to graciously bow out (off you go, as barked in the tone of Simon Cowell). 

As Fire is irked by wetness, those "wet behind the ears" like Rubio and Cruz should also bow out. From Obama's victory in 2008, they gleaned a glimmer of hope from a gullible electorate that will put novices into high office. Had Hillary won instead back in 2008 which would not have offered such hopes, they would not have thrown their hats into the Race so early in their political careers (back to the Senate grind, boys).

Obama's was a special case decreed by the Celestial Force. My post "Yin" Obama Victories elucidates.

The rest of the candidates will just be unspectacularly washed out, this being a Fire year for Trump.

It is spoken for, Donald Trump is President-Elect 2016, year of the Fire Monkey, making him the Monkey US President.

Ricky Gervais tells jokes forcibly and factually. These were taken as insults in his first hosting of the Golden Globes. Insults turned into accolades as the Hollywood intellectuals warmed up to his gift of raising the level of wit for Americans. Ricky just hosted the 2016 Golden Globe Awards, his fourth and a testimony to his endearing gift.

Any hopes of such accolades for moir conveying forecasts of Great "Feng Shui" Masters, Ricky, Simon ???