The British in their Infinite Wisdom will vote "leave".
EU, EEC or whatever, a Continental Creation has always been an uncomfortable and suspicious institution for the lay British to be in as they dread anything Continental. British breakfast is always superior to the sparse Continental breakfast.
The Brits remember EU as the brain-child of De Gaulle given birth to thump the Brits up their noses to save him from succumbing to the humiliation of saying "thank you" after WW2.
Now that the EU has outlived its purpose and usefulness, the Brits can smell a Rotting Dinosaur Stinking to Heavens High. Thus, having the Karmic Forces table turned around, the Brits can repay the ungrateful Frog with an unmistakable Bale Out.
The second tier countries in EU like Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Austria and the Netherlands will begin to wonder "wat ze fooks ah vee doing inside this smelly Dinosaur now that the foxy Brits had abandoned ship". They too will rush for the door.
The bankrupt countries and those on diplomatic handouts qualified as former Soviet satellite states will pretend nothing has happened. If anything, they will gleefully harbour hopes for more charity from Germany to rain (like the current flooding ones) on them to entice and compensate them to remain in the Dinosaur Carcass,
The Financial Community of London is organizing a Brexit Market Fest from the 23th June culminating in super hectic trading festivities on the 24th taking the brunt of consequences the following day of the vote. I dare venture to predict that paradoxically a "leave" result will boost the Markets and "remain" crash them.
British Bookies favour the odds of remaining. I have pawned my Family Jewels to stake everything against them. I shall throw a big Satay Party on the beautiful Kuala Lumpur evening of 24th June 2016. Flowing Black Labels accompany the delicious Satays. Anyone joining me?
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