Michael Flynn Destroyed By Obama's Banana Skin

Before he left office, the shrewd Obama scattered a strategic field of banana skins for the in-coming Trump Administration to skid and trip over (details in earlier post "Obama's Bananas").

These Obama banana skins had claimed the first major casualty in Trump's Administration, ironically, a military man in the form of General Michael Flynn.

With barely a month left in his Presidency, Obama invoked strong sanctions against Russia and ejected numerous diplomats based merely on suspicions and allegations of hacking. Why the necessity of such drastic actions and haste of execution, if not to set a bait for Trump to fall into a trap?

It was essential and reasonable for President-Elect Trump who wanted improved relations with Russia when he is President to send some sort of a feeler ahead to reassure Russia and ensure that irreparable damage in relations was not wreck by an Obama bent on souring up things before he left.

Had Obama not created this 11th hour sly mischief of the sanctions and ejections, there would not have been any advance issue with Russia for Flynn to pursue and he would have been firmly ensconced in the WH as National Security Adviser to Trump.

Flynn had been tripped by Obama's banana skin when he engineered the cover up for which no crime had been committed. This bungled cover up undermined VP Pence and cost Flynn his job.

Obama 1 Trump 0

I can still see some more Obama rotting bananas sticking out there with very slippery skins where another Trump Administration member may step on and skid or slip very badly.

It was not a smooth transition, just hypocritical optics and the proof had just happened.

Trump Turns "The Trinity"

Trump has given a new spin to the concept of "The Trinity", yes, the Godhead. I am no expert in Christian Theology except for the vague exposure to the ambiguous idea of "The Trinity" as spread by notoriously ambitious missionaries roaming around my country.

Trump turns "The Trinity" into shall we say "The Quadrity".

The angry and critical chattering against Trump by a largely distressed American Media sparked this idea of "The Quadrity" in me. The noises dawned on me that there is a "Trump" in all of us, at least in all the guys.

It's whether a big "Trump" or a little "Trump". But, the ostentatious examples set by a President Trump are growing the "Trump" inside of us, whatever its original size was. It's becoming fashionable to think like and behave like Trump. No longer need to restrain or disguise the Trumpian base impulses simmering in our visceral. Just let them expand and explode anytime you fancy.

As a Chinese confounded by many Western Teachings, I may be transgressing and violating Christian sacred beliefs. Please feel free to guide a confused and straying China-man.

I always thought the notion of "Satan" is overblown. Trump has helped to purify the muddied waters of The Godhead by illustrating that "Satan" is just the fourth component turning "The Trinity" into "The Quadrity". The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost and newly discovered The Unholy Ghost (Trump and Satan's replacement) reside in the Temple of our body.

Many vain and self-deceiving Male Media Anchors brag that they are much better than Trump in treating and talking about women. Don't be so cock sure of yourselves guys. You don't have Trump Money or his good looks (restrain your puke) when he was in his 30s and 40s.

In case you have allowed the "Trump" in you to be hibernating, don't forget many women are not Angels, not when they are around moneyed men!

Lasciviously rambunctious Trump has tamed many a Fast Woman in his time and now has earned The Mandate of Heaven to mete out outlandish "shock" treatments  to tame an unruly World.

Am I sexiest? Is there such a thing anymore in a Trump Universe where all PC barriers are torn down?

Reince Priebus can take heart that I have legitimized Trump and enshrined him in the Godhead as the fourth member of "The Quadrity" of being The Unholy Ghost.

Finally, Pope Francis may be finally flustered by my notion which carries weight as events are unfolding.

Trump Restores US Dragon Breath

The US Dragon breathes Majestic Flames once again. Trump has instantaneously restored Dragon Breath to the American Presidency. Dragon is the Chinese Equivalency of an Imperial Ruler.

The Leader of the Greatest Nation on Earth must comport himself with commensurate meritorious Strength and Dignity which is precisely what President Trump has done.

Given half the chance, should Russia or China occupies the Top Slot in the world, either one of them would have no hesitation in flaunting its Might, Power and Glory.

Camelot and Distinguished British Royal touches are adorning the White House. A fine balance has been tuned by Trump in his brand of Pomp and Resplendent Disposition. You may not agree with every aspect of his politics but no one can take this away from him.

In anticipation of an interesting and testing four years, I have dedicated a new Blog to Donald Trump entitled "Lonlerlum" which obviously is how Chinese throughout the World not well-versed in English would pronounce his name.

May God Bless Trump's Presidency with Peace, Progress and Prosperity ....

Obama's Bananas

An over-ripened banana can be a slippery weapon. Quite unbeknownst to Hillary Clinton when she consented to be Obama's Secretary of State, she had been slipping on Obama's festering rotten bananas until her banana skids came back to haunt her in her elections bid for the Presidency.

Her strong and noble theme on Foreign Policy of "Great Nations Need Organizing Principles" was defiled by Obama's cowardly mantra of "Don't Do Stupid Shit".

Obama was so proud of his mantra on Foreign Policy that he made the Press Corp on board Air Force One whilst on a flight to Malaysia (my home country) repeat it after him like mindless school boys and girls: "Don't Do Stupid Shit".

They sheepishly complied for fear of not being invited on the next Air Force One trip. Talk about abuse of Presidential Powers.

In Obama's last days in the WH he has been having a hell of a lot of fun littering a litany of rotting bananas for incoming President Trump to slip and skid on.

There was an unusually high number of Executive Orders and fresh initiatives hastily put into action by a lamed duck Obama. I will mention the significant ones.

After two years of inaction in Mosul, Iraq which allowed ISIL to infest and entrench themselves deeply, Obama suddenly ordered a full scale attack on Mosul. Just in time for Trump to bear the brunt of retaliatory attacks in attempts to retake Mosul by ISIL.

After cowardly doing nothing in the seas around Iran in the face of Iranian sailors' provocations, Obama slyly provoked the Chinese in the South China Seas with naval and air intrusions to anger the Chinese. Festering rotten bananas in store for Trump to skid into high tensions with the Chinese. Especially more so now with the threats of Rex Tillerson.

Souring ties with Israel by refusing to veto scathing UN Resolution against Israel. A first term President Obama donned a Jewish skull cap and visited the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem. What a hypocrite!

Then, Obama expelled the Russian diplomats precipitating a diplomatic minefield for Trump to untangle.

These are the festering and rotting bananas that Obama intends Trump to slip and skid on when he takes over the Oval Office.

Still think Obama is a Nice Fella? I shall be exposing more of his devious mischiefs in this Blog.

Trump Deals with The Cock

Trump talks tough, though at times he breaks into a pleasant disposition and exudes disarming charm. 

There are many "Trumps" in Trump. Just like a Chinese he is protean to the core and can flex his colors variation like an agile chameleon to suit the environment.

Going by the "lewd language spewing" Trump, the above caption appears to hold up no significance or surprise at all.

But, it does.

Eight days after the swearing-in of Trump as the 45th POTUS on the 20th January 2017, the Chinese ushers in the Lunar New Year of The Cock! Or, more politely, the Lunar Year of The Rooster.

Americans may recall the Tet Lunar Offensive in the Vietnam War on 31st January 1968. Yes, it's the same genre of Lunar Year referred to here. Vietnam is a derivative of China going by History.

In the Tet Offensive, more than 70,000 Vietcong and North Vietnamese soldiers simultaneously attacked 126 cities and towns in South Vietnam inflicting heavy casualties.

Though the US eventually crushed the Tet Offensive, the critical damage was done. Vietnam won the Psychological Victory which marked the road to defeat for the US leading to the final complete withdrawal of US from Vietnam.

With days to go to his inauguration, I sincerely hope Trump would factor in this defeat into his calculus before he plans to engage in any conflict with China. I am sure the entire world hopes too.

Trump's Apocalyptic Designs on China

When Trump left his first WH visit and briefing by Obama on the 10 November 2016, he was beaming like a little boy who has just being shown his "toys" for Christmas. Except that these "toys" could only be played with after he has comfortably settled into the Oval Office.

He was so stunned and self-absorbed with what Obama had revealed that his mind was not in the room while in appearance with Obama concluding the WH visit. His brain synapses were firing away like runaway nuclear fission reactions. Look back at the video of this event and observe if you can't recall.

How could Trump widely reported to have a short attention span who planned a 10 minute visit to the WH extended it to 90 minutes? What could Obama have shared to hold his attention and enthusiasm for so long?

It is no secret that Trump has an intense obsession with China and a diabolical desire to mow down China by any means.

Obama must have shown Trump that the US has about 400 (as reported by RT News) military bases and installations surrounding China and at the flip of a switch or button can vanquish the defenses of China. So, Trump's mind is now fully preoccupied with taking down China.

Need corroborative proof? Why do you think Trump has no interests at all in the daily intelligence briefings? When you have already made up your mind on the Big Picture and Ultimate Decision to be buddy-buddy with Russia and take down China, the daily intelligence briefings are boring, petty and irrelevant.

Still not convinced? Why do you think Trump was so amorously pursuing Mitt Romney with candlelight dinner at the Jean-Georges Vongerichten when there is no love lost between them? Who else, but, Romney who has a deep disdain for China that can match Trump's? Review the Romney China hate-speeches in his 2012 campaign to be refreshed. Many were puzzled by this attempted alliance but I am not.

Trump needs a credible and dependable Diplomatic Attack Dog (an award winning oxymoron 2016?) in Romney while he plots militarily with all his Generals against China.

China Foreign Minister Wang Yi described Tsai Ing-wen call as President of Taiwan to Trump as a "trickery". Minister Wang Yi is kind with that choice of word. I would call it "Treachery". Ms Tsai is offering Trump an excuse to attack China.

I started this Blog in the hope of strengthening China's Voice in the Global Conversation to prevent hostilities between East and West. Looks like I am too late.

There can now be only one bold and swift move China can take - Invade Taiwan and Reunify before Trump's Inauguration!

Xi Jinping and his fellow Filial Sons of China have this heavy burden on their shoulders. Remove once and for all this "Taiwan Wild Card" that US politicians keep meddling with.

(For more supporting details, watch The Coming War on China directed by John Pilger to be released tonight.)

Romney/Trump Trivialities

The hot shot columnists perhaps of NYT or WaPo can deep dive into the geopolitics of the whys and wherefores for the cozy threesome dinner at the Jean Georges. Reince Priebus, the Japanese hybrid car sounding fella, had to hang around in case needed to fill in any awkward silence. Both diners were still fresh from the blistering memories of their vicious attacks against each other.

I wanted to relax after the taxing elections and playfully take a lighthearted stab at the menu of this dinner.

My favorite would be the appetizers just as the Fox Appetizers I am so fond of as frequently reported here.

On that fateful night, the appetizer was young garlic soup with thyme and sauteed frog legs. Followed by diver scallops with caramelized cauliflower and a caper raisin emulsion.

The young garlic must be to ward off any evil spirits that might be lurking around the meeting. The thyme then to squash any lingering odor from the garlic. The frog legs obviously a badge of honor saluting the Frenchy imprint of the haute cuisine.

I am reminded we the populous Chinese dine on frog legs too. Not as an extravaganza dish but a parsimonious necessity of our large population to eat all parts of any creature that moves, swims, flies or hops.

The diver scallops conjured a vision of a young nubile lass wrapped scantily in a flowery sarong with her soft hair flowing in the wind on an exotic Pacific isle. Confidently biting on an over-sized dagger, she graciously plunged into the sea to dig up scallops.

Or are diver scallops just scallops that know how to dive?

Of course, with the choice of serving the insipid cauliflowers, caramel had to be smeared on them to provide the sweet and sticky flavor. This instantaneously connected my thoughts with the famously Chinese dish of sweet and sour pork balls.

The accompanying sliced cucumbers, pineapples, tomatoes with the pork fried in batter into balls (not pig's testicles as some may repulse at the weird animal parts we Chinese eat) are smeared with a sweet sauce coupled with a dash of pungent vinegar to produce the daring sourness.

Finally, the caper raisin emulsion must be the closest thing to a winery taste the guests could settle for, since Trump does not drink alcohol. All of these made for quite an appetizer.

Perhaps the main course and dessert can be covered another time as I am running out of it now.

A Secretary of State will come out of all this trouble?