Fox News Appetizers

Nature is callous and cruel. A mother tigress denies its blind cub suckling access so it dies quickly.

Man cultivates Religion to temper this harshness. Sanctimoniously, some religions have adherents who get carried away. Vain Glory and Holier-than-Thou rivalries are their predominant motivations. 

The height of such motivations was experienced during the Victorian Prudish Era in England.

As the Brits gradually unshackled themselves of this prudishness, interesting varieties of hypocrisy were displayed.

Nudes (women, of course) coming back to fashion on the London Stage had to be perfectly still as required by law. A woman could be completely naked on stage but could not move an iota of any of her body parts.

A perverted genius got around this and placed the Nudes on moving platforms. The law was intact but the erotic imaginations of the men in the audience were raised by quite a few notches. The pervert, obviously, became filthy rich.

Deprivations of this sort escalated the raunchiness of men. The rich cloistered themselves in Posh London Private Clubs where anything goes. Others had to escape to the far corners of the Empire's outbacks where their salacious appetites were more naturally and readily accommodated, producing their future offsprings to return to haunt London and New York.

One such progeny is Rupert Murdoch who happened to be Roger Ailes Boss. Rupert came back to debauch London first. As he gobbled up the British print media, he instructed Sir Albert Lamb, one of his better known editors, "...to put lots of tits in it", referring to the notorious Sun Newspaper.

So, you can see where the appetizing bits of Fox News sprang from.

Just as that genius in London moved the platforms on stage, Fox moves the cameras in the studios to expose the leggy Fox Gals. Look out for "Outnumbered" for an eyeful and, of course, the single anchors. But, avoid the stumpy ones as can be concluded from the top half if you have a good sense of proportions. Anyway, be assured, Fox is savvy to never show them.

As a proud Chinese, I am always duty bound to sneak a peek to check if the Fox Gals were wearing Jimmy Choo's.

Have a lighthearted Sunday before the onslaught of the Conventions and Elections. And thank you, most gracious Fox Girls !