A few posts ago I asked Fox to tell its obnoxious team of mad, ugly, monsters (MUMs) to keep mum. It was likened to telling a Michelin Star Restaurant not to serve its coveted Main Course Dinner.
I needed to take on Fox in this way to hone my experience in writing my forthcoming book, "The Art of the Audacious Chinese". I harbor hopes my book will levitate to about the same respectable level below the Bible as "The Art of the Deal" by a soon to be very powerful Dude.
Fox's Agenda can be broken down similar to a Restaurant Menu i.e.: Appetizers; Main Course; Desserts, which translates into: Fox Women; Assault Weapons; News.
We can ignore the News section as that is what a News Organization is supposed to do. So, I shall skip that part and straightaway introduce here what I will be possibly gossiping on the Appetizers and Main Course portions in future posts.
Fox knows how to pivot the very palatable and optical Appetizers, Fox Gals, with finesse and delight.
As for the Main Course, the Assault Weapons, my rough first draft excessively labeled them as a M - 1 Abrams tank, a B - 52 bomber and a deadly biological agent.
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Nahhh.....they are more insulting than frightening.
Thus, I soberly reduced them to 2 steam-rollers and a hyena bitch.
One steam-roller rolls over barren plains (usually no guest at all) and rants like an overly noisy Carly Fiorina. Produces irritating blusters of a constantly nagging hag !
The other steam-roller rolls over every guest who don't agree with him in full. Even a small deviation is mowed flat. He then makes a clownish spectacle of himself by knocking around his 3 stooges. Two with names that are derivatives of verbs like hammering and milling. The third is named after a glittering piece of precious metal,
And the third weapon, the pandering hyena bitch (a man) ignobly baits and incites invectives from his guests that inflict vicious reputational injuries on targeted opponents.
I am still researching into this highly profitable segment of Fox and trying to gauge whether there is public interest to know more....
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