If you are not carrying the "Fox" Brand, Bill, you'll be voting for Hillary. Maybe, secretly, you will in the privacy of the polling booth.
Your Show is not Number One for 16 years without your smarts, wisdom and flair for astute analysis of worldly affairs. Whatever you may openly say, you know deep inside you, Trump will wrecked the country if elected President. You are too decent a fellow behind that cantankerous facade to allow that to happen.
I chose to address you, Bill, as you are the Doyen of Fox News and your temperament is reflective of the majority of the Fox Reporting Crew. Everyone is aware you all have to earn your salaries and bonuses dancing to your boss's tune - sing praises of Trump and slam Hillary irregardless of the circumstances. But, come election day, I am certain about 90% of you would have voted for Hillary.
I will ease your conscience for voting for Hillary by pointing out you are doing what Trump really wants deep inside him. He wants to bask in the perverted ecstasy of losing the election.
For a man so narcissistic and egoistic isn't it ironic that in the Lewd Tapes of 2005, Trump did not boast of his conquests of women but, instead, bragged about a forceful predatory attempt upon a woman and failed? He was so graphic in detailing his failure that we know he is a cheapskate in his amorous execution. He used furniture as an enticement where jewelry would have had a better chance to seal the deal - diamonds are a girl's best friend as they say.
He appeared to be relishing on some kind of masochist fetishism to have allowed the woman to escape his entrapping efforts and pandering to the envious chuckles of Billy Bush as if both of them sensed the higher thrills of the failure than if it had succeeded. Perhaps if it had succeeded Trump would not even talk about it. It is psychotic and enigmatic at some level and segment in Trump's debauched brain to stabilize the Yin and Yang equilibrium, I suppose.
By the same token of this type of feelings, Trump has the innate desire to lose the election as he truly knows he is unfit to be the President and better plans suited to his temperament await him after the loss.
Meanwhile, Bill, you should be vigilant to a more virulent strand of lewdness.
When you and Jesse Watters hit on a raw nerve in Chinatown, NY, an angry Chinese American demanded that you deposit your Family Jewels on the facial opening of Watters leading to his digestive tracts. WOW!!!
As a Chinese living 10,000 miles from NY in a developing country, I am heartened that after the election, I can gainfully return to the topic of East/West discourse to clear up the harshness that can erupt in cultural misunderstandings as in the case of the "scrotum in your mouth" outburst mentioned. I didn't realize Comedy Central is so much at odds with Fox News.
FYI, the angry Chinese American was born in the same country, not China, as I was born in. He was educated in a city that the owner of Fox News hailed from. I had worked in this city and the one Fox News owner was headquartered in before being required by US Media and Broadcasting laws to move to NY. I sense a Mystical Destiny here that I will soon be enmeshed symbiotically with NY and Fox News. Maybe on Trump TV, who knows? Watch This Space!
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