The most entertaining feature on the GOP Presidential Ticket after the Number 1 is, funnily enough, the Number 2, Mike Pence. In different ways, of course!
From the compilation of Mike Pence descriptions since being the VP Pick, his face could finally settle down to be that on the Oscars Statuette with a pressed ironclad hairstyle of the conniving Albino in James Bond movies.
From this Countenance Foundation of Mike, we begin to see the Hallmark Wince whenever a reporter or news anchor posed a question to him about an atrocious or obnoxious Trump statement or deed.
It is a remarkable wince. The lips secretively widen to one side and a slow warm smile breaks out. A kinda Mona Lisa thing. At times when the subject matter is really heavy, the smile is skipped but the overarching wince is still present.
On those spitfire occasions, however, when a ludicrously out-of-this-planet claim or antic of Trump's is referred to him, he simply chuckles uncontrollably in front of whirring cameras. He then composes himself without the wince and dutifully proceed with the conjured GOP required answers.
The top ecstatic spitfire moment came when Trump claimed that some time in the near future, 92% of Blacks will vote for him. Pence broke down irretrievably at this outlandish Trump delusion. Pence is only human, nothing wrong with his loyalty.
So nice is Pence that he is also so outrightly straightforward.
When James Comey threw the Anthony Weiner bombs out to undermine Hillary, Mike Pence rushed to demand full details on the table. No Republican had since followed Pence in his call. Hmmmm...
Were there no wink, wink, nod, nod to Pence or does he need to be told of a Rudy Giuliani plot stirring the pot with just enough insinuations and innuendos to get the job done?
Mike Pence, you are really an incredibly Nice Fellow. Can I be your friend?
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